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me ollieing a 20 stair when i was warming up for the leap of faith one day in barcelona. I flew back and did the leap of faith, but I’m so gnar I don’t give my footy to corporate mags. When the public is ready i will release the footage. I also like to do real underground scootering at Woodriver skatepark on the metal ramps. Oh and if you want the footy of me ollieing the leap of faith, then you will have to go to Mars to get it. You see I was having a high ollie contest with none other than Andrew Brophy, Reese Forbes, and Danny Wainright. After Andrew Brophy ollied a Hummer and Wainright ollied up the leap of faith, I popped this sweet ollie out of the stratosphere. I landed on Mars and met up with Jimi Hendrix. He showed me the new shit he’s been working on, but it was kinda bubblegum pussy shit compared to his old stuff. Anyway, I held my breath and had to drop my backpack that had my camera and a million dollars in it to ollie back to earth. I landed on Terry Kennedy at terminal velocity and accidentally killed him. But now all his sponsors just took his dead body and wrapped it around Steve Caballero because they said, “It doesn’t matter if he sucks, we just need his image.” Yeah sucks, but I bet the footy is still up there unless Jimi taped over it ryan sheckler is coming up big time on his second try he switch 50 50 el toro just before we got kicked out

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