me ollieing a 20 stair when I was 15 and named diego


me ollieing a 20 stair when i was warming up for the leap of faith one day in barcelona. I flew back and did the leap of faith, but I’m so gnar I don’t give my footy to corporate mags. When the public is ready i will release the footage. I also like to do real underground scootering at Woodriver skatepark on the metal ramps. Oh and if you want the footy of me ollieing the leap of faith, then you will have to go to Mars to get it. You see I was having a high ollie contest with none other than Andrew Brophy, Reese Forbes, and Danny Wainright. After Andrew Brophy ollied a Hummer and Wainright ollied up the leap of faith, I popped this sweet ollie out of the stratosphere. I landed on Mars and met up with Jimi Hendrix. He showed me the new shit he’s been working on, but it was kinda bubblegum pussy shit compared to his old stuff. Anyway, I held my breath and had to drop my backpack that had my camera and a million dollars in it to ollie back to earth. I landed on Terry Kennedy at terminal velocity and accidentally killed him. But now all his sponsors just took his dead body and wrapped it around Steve Caballero because they said, “It doesn’t matter if he sucks, we just need his image.” Yeah sucks, but I bet the footy is still up there unless Jimi taped over it.

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25 Responses to “me ollieing a 20 stair when I was 15 and named diego”

  1. bbthehotone9 says:

    they say people who skate big stairs have dicks bigger

  2. theblackppl says:

    @OZZYcjcallmwF im pretty sure that wasnt a security guard he didnt have a stylish fanny pack ;)

  3. OZZYcjcallmwF says:

    did anyone see the security guard clap?

  4. player13091980 says:

    this is the truth

  5. kaisk8 says:

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  6. Lewis29886 says:

    Wtf bruv?!?!,! :-)

  7. Eddywardo1 says:

    You should publish a fkn
    book and your funnyass stories bro no joke

  8. 80cwyk80 says:

    @HIGHvoltage624 deigo the buther from toy machines good vs evil

  9. 80cwyk80 says:

    @HIGHvoltage624 deigo The butcher – this is a part from toy machines good vs evil ;) 

  10. sstavros1990 says:

    REAL BRO

  11. HIGHvoltage624 says:

    @80cwyk80 who is it

  12. Zawazuki says:

    You changed your name from Diego since that? lol

  13. lordlickermig says:

    funny description! nice ollie

  14. alfredov96 says:

    lmfaooo that shit was funny bro!! i enjoyed readin that!

  15. Dedik8Sk8 says:

    i think this guy is on drugs (description)

  16. kriskates1 says:

    I like the part where he does the ollie.

  17. jersonvzor says:

    OMG hilaaaaaarious description made my night!!!

  18. jackle1bob says:

    @trez337 ryan sheckler
    

  19. trez337 says:

    is this diego buchieri?

  20. Gazmqu333 says:

    Rofl and named Diego

  21. ITSmikeJAY says:

    @wackamole37 read the hella description. . .

  22. lonewalkerx says:

    dude that looked kind of fake but real at the same time

  23. MadeinFlagstaff says:

    man you should be pro

  24. wackamole37 says:

    thats not you your hella gay

  25. 18abVFL says:

    wow dude you are a really good skateboarder

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